Elio E Le Storie Tese - Puppet On A Swing (Burattino senza fichi) Lyrics
I m a famous wooden puppet,
and I never ever tell the truth.
I m a puppet with no pecker,
but Geppetto cut me loose.
It s not much fun when you are a eunuch,
I would love to have a big stick.
Here s my daddy while he s making it...
I m a proud and happy puppet,
with my new and shiny piece of wood.
I m the new Italian Stallion,
cos my daddy made it good.
If my angel wasn t such an angel
I feel a force inside of me, and it s not easy,
and a kind of milkshake comes right out.
Hey hey, my my...
Splintering, I feel I m splintering
If Lucignolo could see me,
I d have a hard-on for sure.
Splintering, like no one s ever seen
uollano, uollano, uollano,
Signorina sono Italiano...
Never Never Land is where I,
Feel like acting like I m a playboy,
I ve been living in a big whale,
I ll invite you, don t be coy
Fire-eater, you don t want to meet her,
Fox and kitty, I will beat yer,
Up my ass with Jiminy Cricket,
The more I think about it, and the more that I am...
Splintering, people I m splintering,
If Lucignolo could see me,
With the expression I m wearing.
I can cum, thanks to my brand new chum,
uollano, uollano, uollano,
that s my cum and I m Italiano.
Meantime, down in the disco...
Splintering, on the dance floor splintering,
I am the King of the Neighbourhood,
Of pussies made out of pine wood.
They all plot, they like to fuck a lot
they dance on, they dance on, they dance on,
On the cum and I m Italiano - U U U ...